Prisoner's handbook

Okay kids, time to buckle up. The US government has ordered a rush shipment for printing up thousands of booklets for FEMA "detainees". Ordered on April 18, (yesterday) for delivery May 20, 2011. Expecting something are we?

ONE-TIME BIDS

Jacket Number: 735-378

Bid Opening Date: April 18, 2011.
Title: RPI 665, ROTC The Path to Leadership Booklet SOD11-650
Quantity: 250,102 copies (includes 50 QARC copies & 2 inspection copies)
Ship/Deliver Date: Contractor must make complete production and delivery by: First 50 copies to ATAL-SA/PRINT by 5/12/11 GPO QARCs & Chicago Inspection copies delivery by 5/20/11. Deliver Approx. 41,750 copies to approx. 281 destinations by 5/27/11 Shipping schedule to ADC (Estimated total pallet count is 84 pallets): 70,000 copies (1st partial shipment to ADC) on 5/20/11 70,000 copies (2nd partial shipment to ADC) on 6/10/11 68,250 copies (Remaining balance shipment to ADC) on 7/1/11. Contact the ADC, per below guidelines prior to ship date to ensure appointment is scheduled for delivery.

Jacket Number: 735-412/413

Bid Opening Date: 10:00 AM, PREVAILING CHICAGO, IL TIME, ON April 18, 2011.
Product: Paste-on-fold (self cover) Pamphlets (Spanish and English Versions).
Title: 735-412: National Detainee Handbook: Spanish 735-413: National Detainee Handbook: English
Quantity: 735-412: 221,367 (includes 2 GPO Chicago inspection samples) 735-413: 129,567 (includes 2 GPO Chicago inspection samples)
Ship/Deliver Date: MUST deliver complete on or before April 29 D, 2011.

Time to roll out that missing nuke from the Minot Barksdale incident?

The GPO took down the page right away. Where are all the DC boys vacationing in the coming weeks? Watch their travel plans. Bad very bad.